My dad said instead of one of those country sound machines you go to sleep to with the babbling brook he wants an urban one with sirens and gun fire and someone yelling “Damn, baby mamma!”
I want to do things with my life but I also want to bury myself in a forest and let the moss grow over me so where does that leave us
you little bitch just eat the fucking apples do you know how hard it is to fucking peel an apple?? it’s either fucking peeled slices or peeled fingers
world’s okayest friend
This poor little guy doesn’t know that his face is going to melted off in less than an hour
just because i hate me doesnt mean you can
What breeding for a shiny Pokémon feels like, in case you were curious.
Jennifer Lawrence in “Catching Fire”.
I wonder how many of my current interests I’ll regret in 2 years